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Pokemon Squad! Pokemon Squad Goes to Egypt

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Pokemon Squad! Pokemon Squad Goes to Egypt

Postby RayquazaMaster » Tue Jul 06, 2010 7:11 pm

Another of my joint fan fics.
POKEMON SQUAD!!!!!!!!!!
THE DUMB KID! (Ash)
THE AWESOME GUY! (RM)
THE AWESOME GUY'S AWESOME GIRLFRIEND! (May)
THE QUIET ONE! (RM's friend)
THE PERVERT! (Brock)
THE ANNOYING CO-ORDINATOR! (Dawn)
THE TOMBOY! (Misty)
THE NOSTALGIC MANIAC! (Sailor Pikachu)
THE SHORT-TEMPERED GIRL! (June (from KaBlam!))
THE CLUMSY ONE/THE SHORT-TEMPERED GIRL'S BF! (Henry (from KaBlam!))
THE PENGUINS! (Just guess)
THE CUTE TRIO OF UNKNOWN SPEICIES! (Yakko, Wakko, and Dot Warner from Animaniacs)
THE ANNOYING DINOSAUR! (Baloney (from Animaniacs))
THE BOSSY ONE! (Jessie)
THE CROSSDRESSER! (James)
THE MONEY-HUNGRY CAT! (Meowth)
THE GHOST BOY! (Danny Phantom)
THE ORPHAN! (Tohru Honda (from Fruits basket))
THE SMART ONE! (Max)

AND THAT'S NOT ADDING THE SECONDARIES!

TO BE CONTINUED.

*Rugrats style title card is shown that has the words "Pokemon Squad Goes to Egypt messily written on it*
*The story starts in Unnamed Town, in RM's mansion.*
"I WON!!!!" Sailor Pikachu yelled, running into the living room.
"Won what?" RM asked, watching 3rd Rock from the Sun.
"The contest on the Pop Tarts box! WE'RE GOIN` TO EGYPT, EVERYONE!"
Ash ran in. "EGYPT? IS THAT A CEREAL?" He asked.
"No, you doofus, it's a country in Africa." June, the female host of Nickelodeon's KaBlam! said.
"Our plane's leaving in an hour." Sailor Piakchu said.
"Crap. We're not going to make it to the airport on time." RM said.
Max came running into the room. "Look what I invented! Transporters! It can transport anyone, anywhere!" He said. Max then pressed a button, and a green light came from the transporter (looked like a remote control), as everyone ran itno it.
'Bring us to the airport!" Sailor Pikachu comanded. "Beam us up, Scotty!"
Max pressed a button and away they went.
"You could've just said "Egypt"." Brock said to Sailor Piakchu.
'yeah, but I wanted to listen to my iPod on the plane." She replied.
"Got any good `90's stuff on there?" June asked her.
"Knowing me, yes!" Sailor Pikachu replied.
"WOO! HIGH FIVE!" They said as they high-fived.
"Wait-how can I exactly "High FIVE" if i have four fingers?" June asked.
"Beats me." Her boyfriend Henry(the male host of KaBlam!) replied.
"Yeah, but we have five SOMETIMES."
"Yeah, stupid off-model animation. Right, Ash?"
"Right." Ash said, with a huge nose, lines for eyes, and a dot for a mouth.
When they got to the airport, they all rushed through airport security and got onto their plane.
"Ash, I can't believe you were stopped at airport security because they thought that Pikachu was a weapon," Brock said. "Just because it's dangerous, shoots lightning bolts, and wants to take over the world doesn't mean its Trainer is a terrorist."
"Actually, Brock, I think that would convince people that Pikachu is the terrorist, not Ash," RM said.
Then, the plane took off. Once they were allowed to turn on electronic appliances, RM started playing Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky, Sailor Pikachu turned on her iPod, and Ash got Pikachu to power his blender.
"Ash, why the Darkrai did you bring a blender?!" Dawn asked.
"To make delicious fruit smoothies," Ash replied.
"That's actually pretty smart, considering what they charge for drinks on planes," said RM's friend.
"YOU CAN TALK?!" everyone except RM and RM's friend said (the Pokemon said it in Pokenese).
"Sure, I can talk," RM's friend responded. "I can talk about really dirty things... muahaha..."
"KEEP IT PG RATED!" RM yelled.
About 12 hours later (there was bad air traffic), the plane landed in Egypt.
"I wanna see the Sphinx!" Max said.
"I wanna see the girls!" Brock said.
"I wanna see the pyramids, because they're actually tombs!" RM's friend said morbidly. "I SEE DEAD PEOPLE..."
"Quotes from The Sixth Sense are pathetic," Paul said coldly. "Just pathetic."
"I would very much appreciate visiting the Nile River," Kowalski said.
"I'd very much like to visit the bathroom!" Ash said.
"Ash, we're five minutes from the nearest restroom," May said. "Can't you wait?"
"Uh, actually, I don't have to go anymore," replied Ash.
"ASH, THAT'S DISGUSTING!" everyone yelled.
The next day, everyone piled into a car and Brock drove them to a pyramid that hadn't been seen in over 4000 years that RM had discovered the previous night. Meanwhile, on the car ride...
"I WILL SING THE DOOM SONG NOW!" Ash said. "DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM-"
"I will join you!" Sailor Pikachu said. "DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM-"
"Me, two!" June said. "DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM!"
6 hours later...
"Guys, you can stop singing now!" Brock yelled. "We're already HERE!"
Everybody got out of the car and ran into the pyramid. But inside the pyramid, it was dark!
"AAAAAH!" Ash screamed. "I'm ascared of the dark!"
Then RM lit a lantern.
"Oh."
They walked for a bit, and then saw on a wall...
"HEY LOOK AT FLAT GUY!" Ash yelled. "HE LOOKS LIKE RM! HE MUST BE RM'S GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT-" (sun goes down and comes back up three times) "-GREAT GREAT GRANDFATHER! AND THE FLAT GIRL NEXT TO HIM LOOKS LIKE MAY! SHE MUST BE MAY'S GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT-" (sun goes down and comes back up three times) "-GREAT GREAT GRANDMOTHER!"
On the wall, they saw hieroglyphics and a mural that showed a teen girl that looked like May and a teen boy that looked like RM, complete with a Mudkip and Pachirisu!
"I'm royalty?" May and RM said in unison.
TO BE CONTINUED.
*end credits roll, Metal Gear Solid Love Theme plays*


Writen by: Sailor Pikachu and Raquaza Master
Art: Um...dude, this is like, a fanfic.
Original concept by Satoshi Tajiri

Cast:
Ash Ketchum/May: Veronica Taylor
Brock: Eric Stuarts
Dawn: Emily Jenness
Raquaza Master: Himself
RM's Friend: Himself
Sailor Pikachu/June: Julia McIlvaine
Henry: Noah Segan
Kowalski: Jeff Bennett
Paul: Julian Rebolleto
Max: Amy Birnbaun

Songs:
Pokemon Squad theme song
Written by: Sailor Pikachu

The Doom Song
Preformed by: Veronica Taylor and Julia McIlavaine

Metal Gear Solid Love Theme
Written By: ????

Thanks to RM for the support!

POKEMON and all related tiltes and charcters are copyright of Nintendo/Game Freak/ShoPro/Shogekugan/Jr. Kikaku/TPCI/Cartoon Network/Universal

KABLAM, INVADER ZIM and all related characters and titles are copyright of Nickelodeon, a Viacom Company.

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