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Pokemon Squad! The RM Who Would Be King

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Pokemon Squad! The RM Who Would Be King

Postby RayquazaMaster » Tue Jul 06, 2010 7:15 pm

Another of my joint fan fics.

Brock narrating) Previously on Pokemon Squad...
Sailor Pikachu won a contest in her box of PopTarts and the prize was a trip to Egypt. After we got to Egypt, RM discovered a pyramid that hadn't been seen in over 4000 years. When we explored the pyramid, we were shocked to see a mural with hieroglyphics, a teen who looks just like RM, and a teen who looks just like May.
*cue opening sequence like this only with the Pokemon Squad cast instead of the 3rd Rock From the Sun cast*

(Fairly Odd Parents style title card is shown with RM sitting on a throne made of bones. RM is wearing a solid gold crown and a thick robe and laughing maniacally. The words "The RM Who Would Be King" are written in blood on the title card)
After RM and May discovered a mural in an ancient pyramid that seemed to show them in a mural, they quickly began taking over the world and assuming their royal roles. RM was the king, May was the queen, June was the political advisor, and the Penguins were the military force and worked to overthrow countries.
(Cuts to inside RM and May's castle)
"What's the empire country total, Kowalski?" RM asked.
"So far, Your Majesty," Kowalski replied, "we have overthrown 47 countries and 4 states."
"Great!" May said. "Keep up the good work!"
"You know, May," RM said. "Now we sort of rule the world..."
"Good point, RM..." May replied.
Prepare for trouble
Make it double
Prepare for trouble
Make it double

(RM) We'll be the richest rogues of all time.
(May) Creators of a grand design.
(RM) I'll be the king.
(May) I'll be the queen.
(Sqirt) I'll be the joker... of crime.

Prepare for trouble
Make it double (May: prepare for trouble)
Prepare for trouble (RM: make it double)
Make it double

May: To protect the world from devastation.
RM: To unite all peoples within our nation.
May: To denounce the evils of truth & love.
RM: To extend our reach to the stars above.
May, RM
May: Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light.
Surrender now or prepare to fight. (Sqirt: that's right)

Team Rocket's rockin'
Talkin' trouble, walkin' trouble
Double trouble, big trouble's gonna follow you

Team Rocket's rockin'
Talkin' trouble, walkin' trouble
Double trouble, big trouble's gonna follow you
We're gonna capture Pikachu

Prepare for trouble ::James horse laugh::
Make it double (May: prepare for trouble)
Prepare for trouble (RM: make it double)
Make it double

RM: We're Team Rocket and we fight for what's wrong
For mayhem and madness and rare Pokemon
May: I'm so gorgeous
RM: I'm always the man
Pikachu: You're just the players in my master plan

Team Rocket's rockin'
Talkin' trouble, walkin' trouble
Double trouble, big trouble's gonna follow you

Team Rocket's rockin'
Talkin' trouble, walkin' trouble
Double trouble, big trouble's gonna follow you
We're gonna capture Pikachu

::Jame's horse laugh::

RM: We're always gonna try it
No one can deny it
We can cause a riot in Sunday School (RM: Oow, a riot)
RM: We'll have you believing
Truth can be deceiving
May and RM: 'Do unto others' is our Golden Rule

::James horse laugh::
May: This is our most ingenious plan ever, if I do say so myself
RM: Even we couldn't screw this one up, May
Sqirt: Would you two stop yapping, here they come

Prepare for trouble
Team Rocket's rockin'
Talkin' trouble, walkin' trouble
Double trouble, big trouble's gonna follow you

Team Rocket's rockin'
Talkin' trouble, walkin' trouble
Double trouble, big trouble
Gonna capture Pikachu

Team Rocket's rockin'
Talkin' trouble, walkin' trouble (RM: walkin' trouble)
Double trouble, big trouble's gonna follow you ::May laugh::

Team Rocket's rockin'
Talkin' trouble, walkin' trouble
Double trouble, big trouble
Gonna capture Pikachu

May & RM: Team Rocket's rockin'
Talkin' trouble, walkin' trouble (RM: walkin' trouble)
Double trouble (May: big trouble), big trouble's gonna follow you
::May laugh::

Team Rocket's rockin'

May, RM, Sqirt: Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!

TO BE CONTINUED...
Chapter 2

"Well, now that I'm the king, I need to give orders. Ash, you're arrested." RM said.
"WHY!!!!????" Ash screamed.
"Because you ate [Link voice: the king's] [King voice: dinner.]" May explained.
"Send him to jail!" RM ordered. Jessie, James, and Meowth picked Ash up as they listened to their iPods.
"NO! I DON'T WANNA GO TO JAIL! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! WHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ash cried as he got carried off.

A few minutes later, Ash was sitting in his jail cell.
"Could this get any worse?" Ash asked.
"Huh-uh-huh!" laughed Barney.
"Time for some yum-yum-doodle-dum funtime!" Baloney exclaimed.
"Elmo is so excited!" Elmo screamed.
"Hey, boys and girls! Who's ready to learn?" Ed the Educational Otter asked.
"GET ME OUTA HERE!!!!!" Ash yelled.


BIG LIPPED ALIGATOR MOMENT!
*cue Henry and June doing Carameldansen*

TO BE CONTINUED
Chapter 3:

"Skipper, I'm sending you to overthrow the government of Albania," May said.
"You heard her, men," Skipper said to the rest of the Penguins. "Those Albanians will never know what hit them..."
"Huzzah!" Private shouted.
"Yeah!" Kowalski shouted.
"HUHUHUH!" Rico yelled with a demented smile.
Then, the Penguins ran off to overtake Albania. May turned to look at RM, but RM was still playing SoulSilver.
"You know," said May, "You haven't said a word to me in three days. You've been playing SoulSilver nonstop for all that time."
But RM didn't respond.
That did it. "RM, I AM TALKING TO YOU!" May yelled, closing RM's DSi. RM just sat there dazed, staring at his closed DSi. Then he blinked three times.
"Huh?"
Then May just stormed off, randomly shouting. RM got out of his throne and ran after May and started singing.
"Yeah, hi!
I am the one to blaaaaaaame.
And I!
Am really sorry for ignoring you Maaaaaaaaay.
Can I make it up to you?
By taking you to the zoo?
We can see the Luxray and the Growlithe and the Tropius, too!"
(May rolls her eyes and storms off)
"What am I s'pposed to do?"
(Ash from dungeon) "Apologize, you fool!"
"And I!
Have got to win you back now, Maaaaaaaaay!
All I know is that to me,
You look like you're really ticked!
Why can't we just get along?
Let's make up and kiss!

You throw me right round, baby
Right round
Like a PokeBall
Right round round round!
You throw me right round baby
Right round
Like a PokeBall
Right round round round!

I
Just gotta be your boyfriend, Maaaaaaaaay!
And I!
Unlike Ash am not a moron!"
(Ash from dungeon) "Yes you are!"
"All I know is that to me
I was really ignorant and now
Talking with you's really great!
Let's go make up now!

You throw me right round, baby
Right round
Like a PokeBall
Right round round round!
You throw me right round baby
Right round
Like a PokeBall
Right round round round!

May is way hotter than Dawn!"
(Ash from dungeon) "RM, you stupid morooooooooooooon!"

"Okay, RM," May said. "I forgive you!" Then May and RM kissed.

TO BE CONTINUED
Chapter four

"I need to get out of here!" Ash exclaimed. "It's stinky, and hot, and there are creepy peoples in here!"
So as he complained, he noticed that the door was left open!
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

THREE HOURS LATER

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He screamed. He ran out the door, until....
"He's escaping! He's escaping! He's escaping! he's escaping! he's escaping! He's escaping!" Dora the Explorer exclaimed.
"Elmo doesn't want to kill his friend, but Elmo is getting payed!" Elmo said while holding an ax.
"Now, now, we should learn not to leave play-dates without saying "bye-bye"!" Barney explained.
"We have more yum-yum-doodle-dum playmates for you, Ash! They got arrested because they were loitering!" Baloney said as he pulled out Loopy and Larry (of Life with Loopy on KaBlam!)
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! LOOPY'S A SCARY FREAK! But she's so sexy..." Ash said. Scary as Loopy is FIVE YEARS OLD.
"My sister is not for you to date!" Larry said.
"Let's all go after him!" Barney shouted.
"Torterra!"
"Mana!"
"YOU MUST DIE, KETCHUM!" Amazingly, that was Pikachu and Sqirt.
"Ray!"
"Abomasnow!"
"FOR RM! I mean... Pachi pa!"
"Vamonos!"
"Yum-yum-doodle-dum!"
"Elmo is going to kill you!"
"Huh-huh-huh!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ash screamed as he ran away.

30 minutes passed, and the prison guards decided to go to McDonalds. Ash was safe all by himself. He sat down on the floor, exhausted, as he pulled a Snap plushie (from Chalkzone) out of his backpack.
"Everything's going to be fine. Don't tell Sailor Pikachu that I stole you from her room. I know she thinks the later episodes of your show are sappy, but she likes the older ones, and Sailor Pikachu goes berserk when her stuff's missing. Remember when I took GIR last week?" Ash said to the plushie. It just smiled at him. As he was gasping for air (he ran a lot), he found a hieroglyphic translator on the ground (left there by previous tourists)
"Hey! The shoobies (Rocket Power slang for tourists) left this cool toy!" Ash said excited. He used it on the hieroglyphics of the king and queen, and noticed something.
"Oh, boy, when I see RM...he's going to regret putting me through -NICKELODEON JINGLE-!" He exclaimed angrily.

TO BE CONTINUED.
Chapter Five
"RM, May, I quit," June said.
"But why?" RM asked. "You one of the best political advisors we've ever had!"
"I get the feeling this job isn't using my true potential," June replied. "Plus, it's not intimate* enough."
Then Brock heard the conversation.
"Heh heh, heh, intimate," Brock laughed. "Heh heh heh heh heh!"
Then June left the castle.
"Well, we still have Sailor Pikachu for a political advisor!" May said.
"No," Sailor Pikachu responded. "I quit, too."
"You can't quit!" RM yelled.
"I can and I did. June left, and we share a voice actress, so I quit, too." And with that, Sailor Pikachu left the castle as well. Then, RM noticed RM's Friend reading MegaTokyo.
"May, I think I found our new political advisor!" RM said.
"Not for long!"
It was Ash, carrying a hieroglyphic translator with something on the screen.
"Guards! One of the prisoners escaped! Get him!" RM shouted.
"Not today, RM!" Ash said. "I found the real translation of the hieroglyphics! I went back to Egypt after breaking out of prison and here's what I found for the translation!" He handed RM the hieroglyphic translator. The translator read, "KING TUT AND HIS PROM DATE ON CASUAL FRIDAY, NOT SOME KID FROM THE FUTURE AND HIS FANBOY CRUSH/ GIRLFRIEND."
"...Oh..." RM said slowly.

2 DAYS LATER...
"It's good for things to be back to normal," said May. "To be truthful, I was getting tired of our idiot prison guards. Bossing everyone around, though..."
RM was playing Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess. He came across a treasure chest and opened it. Inside was...
A scroll! RM opened it, and can you guess what it read?
"Happy times are upon Hyrule. King Harkinian's grandson RM has returned to the kingdom for a visit!"
"Oh, no!" June said.
"Here we go again!" Ash said


*To understand the joke: An episode of KaBlam! had June try to make the show hotter and sexier, and her line was, "Now it's time for something a little more....intamate.".
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